i'm surprised no one has mentioned this one yet! it had me laughing for ages!
Emmett grinned. "Fall down again, Bella?"
I glared at him fiercely. "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face."
Emmett blinked, and then burst into a roar of laughter.
(continued on page 342)
oo theres a lot more, but i'll just modify my post when i find them
either that or just add a new one
here's some more:
'I never thought I'd need to teach you how to throw a punch. Guess I was wrong about that.' -- Charlie (page 362)
[Edward] sighed. "[Emmett and Jasper]'re betting on how many times you...slip up in the first year."
"Oh," I grimaced, trying to hide my sudden horror as i realized what he meant. "They have a bet about how many people I'll kill?"
"Yes," he admitted unwillingly. "Rosalie think your temper will turn the odds in Jaspers favour."
I felt a little high. "Jasper's betting high."
(continued on page 343)
(my favorite part is the 'Jasper's betting high' part, but I figured I'd add it all in, just to jog your memory:P)
okay.. this next one is long, but it has a bunch of quotes in it that I love!
"A smart person looks at all sides of a decision" [Jacob]
"I have," I retorted.
"If you haven't thought about our. . . err, conversation the last time you came over, then that's not true."
"That
conversation isn't relevant to my decision."
"Some people will go to many lengths to delude themselves."
"I've noticed that werewolves in particular are prone to that mistake - do you think it's a genetic thing?"
"Does that mean he's a better kisser that I am?" Jacob asked, suddenly glum.
"I really couldn't say, Jake. Edward is the only person I've ever kissed."
"Besides me."
"But I don't count that as a kiss, Jacob. I think of it more as an assault."
"Ouch! That's cold."
I shrugged. I wasn't going to take it back.
"I did apologize about that," he reminded me.
"And I forgave you. . . mostly. It doesn't change the way I remember it."
He muttered something unintelligible.
It was quiet then for a while; there was just the sound of his measured breathing and the wind roaring high above us in the treetops. A cliff face rose sheer beside us, bare, rough gray stone. We followed the base as it curved upward out of the forest.
"I still think it's pretty irresponsible," Jacob suddenly said.
"Whatever you're talking about, you're wrong."
"Think about it, Bella. According to you, you've only kissed just one person - who isn't really even a person - in your whole life, and you're calling it quits? How do you know that's what you want? Shouldn't you play the field a little?"
I kept my voice cool. "I know exactly what I want."
"Then it couldn't hurt to double check. Maybe you should try kissing someone else - just for comparison's sake. . . since what happened the other day doesn't count. You could kiss
me for example. I don't mind if you want to use me to experiment."
He pulled me tighter against his chest, so that my face was closer to his. He was smiling at his joke, but I wasn't taking any chances.
"Don't mess with me, Jake. I swear I won't stop him if he wants to break your jaw"
The panicky edge to my voice made him smile wider.
"If you
ask me to kiss you, he won't have any reason to get upset. He said that was fine."
"Don't hold your breath, Jake - no, wait, I changed my mine. Go right ahead. Just hold your breath until I ask you to kiss me."
"You're in a bad mood today"
(continued on page 478)
haha like i said, it's long, but hey, thats copied directly from the book, give me credit for my time for that at least! haha. anyhoo.. i absolutely love that last part!