Post by Absolution on Jul 15, 2007 16:53:11 GMT -5
I got a good laugh today when a friend of mine sent me the unofficial passport for Cape Breton Island. There was some very...interesting...information in it. Such as page 5:
ENDORSEMENTS AND LIMITATIONS:
This unofficial passport is not valid anywhere unless someone allows the bearer admittance without really looking very closely at the unofficial passport of Cape Breton Island. The aforementioned someone will then probably lose his or her job wit the immigration department of the said someone's country.
It is the responsibility or the bearer of the unofficial Cape Breton passport to produce this document whenever there is a lull in conversation.
The unofficial Cape Breton passport in no way entitles the bearer to a job; but can save explanation time at local unemployment offices.
It is considered bad form to be arrested while in possession of an unofficial Cape Breton passport.
And then there were...
TYPICAL CAPE BRETON OBSERVATIONS
1. It's later now than it's ever been.
2. Wherever you go, well, there you are.
3. Go ahead back up.
4. Turn left right here.
5. D'jeet yet? No, d'jou? Naw, t'early t'eat.
6. How's she goin', bye?
7. That's right nice.
8. What's yer fa...ther's name?
9. The only thing ya mix with good rum is spit.
10. I was after calling, but there they were gone.
11. Tanks, Ma, bye.
12. Four draft, Bus, and don't go too far.
13. What's that in Fahrenheit?
14. Some weather we're havin', eh? (This is my favourite)
15. Ya done good!
16. Good, Dear, Good!
Oh yes. It's things like these that make me wish I were from the maritimes.
Oh man, I need a hobby or something.
ENDORSEMENTS AND LIMITATIONS:
This unofficial passport is not valid anywhere unless someone allows the bearer admittance without really looking very closely at the unofficial passport of Cape Breton Island. The aforementioned someone will then probably lose his or her job wit the immigration department of the said someone's country.
It is the responsibility or the bearer of the unofficial Cape Breton passport to produce this document whenever there is a lull in conversation.
The unofficial Cape Breton passport in no way entitles the bearer to a job; but can save explanation time at local unemployment offices.
It is considered bad form to be arrested while in possession of an unofficial Cape Breton passport.
And then there were...
TYPICAL CAPE BRETON OBSERVATIONS
1. It's later now than it's ever been.
2. Wherever you go, well, there you are.
3. Go ahead back up.
4. Turn left right here.
5. D'jeet yet? No, d'jou? Naw, t'early t'eat.
6. How's she goin', bye?
7. That's right nice.
8. What's yer fa...ther's name?
9. The only thing ya mix with good rum is spit.
10. I was after calling, but there they were gone.
11. Tanks, Ma, bye.
12. Four draft, Bus, and don't go too far.
13. What's that in Fahrenheit?
14. Some weather we're havin', eh? (This is my favourite)
15. Ya done good!
16. Good, Dear, Good!
Oh yes. It's things like these that make me wish I were from the maritimes.
Oh man, I need a hobby or something.
