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Post by BloodyLittleMinx on Mar 13, 2008 2:07:12 GMT -5
oh i love that one. i use a who picks up the penny but jumping off a bridge is sooo much better.
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Post by londonmarie on Mar 14, 2008 16:01:24 GMT -5
its also fun to push people off bridges lol
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Post by onyx on Mar 15, 2008 20:50:45 GMT -5
don't no how funny this is but here goes nothin'...
There's a preacher, a lawyer, and a little boy on an airplane. The ride is going smooth, until the captain says that the planes engine has blown and is going down. Well after the captain takes a parachute, there's only two left. The lawyer jumps out of his seat grabs a parachute and says, "I'm brilliant, i need to live." the preacher looks at the boy and says, "Son, I've lived my life you take the last parachute." The boy looks up at the preacher and says, "Don't worry father, Mr. Brilliant took my backpack."
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Post by twilightfanatic on Mar 16, 2008 15:46:05 GMT -5
Knock Knock Whos There Little Old Lady Little Old Lady Who? .......................................Nice Yodeling
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Post by londonmarie on Mar 16, 2008 16:19:31 GMT -5
don't no how funny this is but here goes nothin'... There's a preacher, a lawyer, and a little boy on an airplane. The ride is going smooth, until the captain says that the planes engine has blown and is going down. Well after the captain takes a parachute, there's only two left. The lawyer jumps out of his seat grabs a parachute and says, "I'm brilliant, i need to live." the preacher looks at the boy and says, "Son, I've lived my life you take the last parachute." The boy looks up at the preacher and says, "Don't worry father, Mr. Brilliant took my backpack." Onyx that's hilarious. man i love this joke.
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Post by kakakakatie on Mar 16, 2008 20:37:53 GMT -5
okay i put this in the c-box but it is funny to me and i first heard it when i was cyring and my friend wanted to make me laugh....theese are the exact words he put it in;
Don't laugh okay? Every time you laugh a fat man dies in search of twinkies.
i was laughing hysterically! he counted how many people i killed and said i started a geniside after he lost count of about 260.....lol we even went to this guy who we r friends with and he likes the joke because he is very heavy so my friends go up to him and say, you know the twinkie joke (laughing from me), well dont look for twinnkies because katie is laughing and we dont want you to die....he started laughing too....lol
TWINKIES!!!!!!!!!
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Post by londonmarie on Mar 18, 2008 21:36:44 GMT -5
isn't really a joke, but.... someone thinking to edward "Can you hear me now?"
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Post by werewolfgirl on Mar 18, 2008 21:47:39 GMT -5
lol i can soo imagine that!
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Post by londonmarie on Mar 18, 2008 21:55:21 GMT -5
especially emmett right?
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Post by werewolfgirl on Mar 18, 2008 21:59:58 GMT -5
lol definitely
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Post by londonmarie on Mar 18, 2008 22:05:32 GMT -5
A doctor told a blond she's pregnant. Is it mine, she asked.
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Post by werewolfgirl on Mar 18, 2008 22:21:03 GMT -5
oh my gosh thats hilarious! Why do blondes have bruises around their belly buttons? Because blonde guys aren't that smart either
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Post by londonmarie on Mar 18, 2008 22:22:46 GMT -5
that's naughtily hilarious.
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Post by werewolfgirl on Mar 18, 2008 22:57:01 GMT -5
yepperdoodles
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Post by londonmarie on Mar 19, 2008 21:37:00 GMT -5
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? The Brunette. The Blonde gets lost.
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