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Post by kakakakatie on Jan 26, 2008 12:19:15 GMT -5
okay who needs some good jokes? well, i do so find a joke that is really funny and post it here....right now my faveorite is by WaruiUsagi and says;
If all of the village idiots...left theier village...and created their own village...of idiots...you would be the village idiot
i start cracking up everytime i read it!
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Post by Alcyone on Jan 26, 2008 18:52:58 GMT -5
A blonde walked into a bar.
"OWWW!!!"
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Post by Edward.Cullen.Is.Vampire.Love on Feb 1, 2008 3:07:23 GMT -5
Ok.. This one's kinda dirty but its awesome..
Michael J Fox has a short one, Arnold Swartzenegger has a long one, Madonna doesn't have one at all and the Pope doesn't use his.. What am I talking about??
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Last names!
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Post by yukiko on Feb 8, 2008 3:12:49 GMT -5
That hecka funny! Okay this one is really old, but I still love it!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!
Okay, not as funny as it was when I was like 7, but someone might get a good laugh out of it!
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Post by Bells on Feb 11, 2008 21:12:17 GMT -5
for HP fans(i love this one!!!):
Knock, Knock Who's there? You Know. You Know Who? Yes. Avada Kedavra!
HaHAHAHAA
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Post by onyx_rain on Feb 15, 2008 13:33:49 GMT -5
hahaha. I like it.
Nice banner autograph btw. Maximum Ride rules!!!
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Post by BloodyLittleMinx on Feb 19, 2008 22:40:04 GMT -5
alright.
There is a preacher and he goes out hunting. He doesn't get anything all day. Then he lays his gun down and walks to the river to cool off. He then sees a huge grizzly charging straight at him. He prays to God, "Please don't let this bear eat me. God, please, turn this bear into a Chritian." Then suddenly, the bear stops. It raises on it's hind legs, raises its two front paws to the heavens and says, "Dear Lord, I thank you for this meal I am about to eat."
I thought it was pretty funny.
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Post by soleilmari on Feb 21, 2008 10:17:24 GMT -5
Now, that's hilarious!
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Post by zomgxbrie on Feb 22, 2008 16:12:15 GMT -5
ha heard that one a couple times
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Post by Edward.Cullen.Is.Vampire.Love on Feb 26, 2008 21:46:14 GMT -5
Lol I like that one! And I have another one, if I can remember it properly..
Okay, well this bus full of ugly people goes off a cliff, and everyone dies. When they arrive at heaven, God tells them that because they had all died in sucha horrible way, and because they had been ugly all their lives, he was going to give them one wish each, and then send them into heaven.
The first person that gets to make a wish says 'God, make me beautiful' So that person becomes beautiful, and then goes into heaven. The second person thinks this is a good idea and wishes for the same thing, once again becoming beautiful before going into heaven. This goes on for while, with each person asking to become beautiful, when the very last person in line starts to chuckle for no visible reason. A few people look at him, but no one says anything. As the line becomes smaller and smaller, with each person wishing to become beautiful, the person at the back of the line continues to laugh, laughing harder and harder as time goes on. By the time it is his turn, the last ugly person in line is laughing so hard that he can't stand anymore and collapses to the ground. God asks 'What is so funny my Son? And what is your wish.' The guy stands up, and while wiping the tears from my eyes says 'Here's my wish: Make them all ugly again!'
I laughed so hard when i heard that one! It's something I would do
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Post by kakakakatie on Feb 28, 2008 17:25:38 GMT -5
That hecka funny! Okay this one is really old, but I still love it! Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9! Okay, not as funny as it was when I was like 7, but someone might get a good laugh out of it! lol i just got that one bcuz 7 ate 9!
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Post by onyx_rain on Feb 29, 2008 23:16:55 GMT -5
OMG!!! the one about the ugly people is hilarious!
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Post by soleilmari on Mar 5, 2008 10:59:48 GMT -5
Totally agree!
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Post by werewolfgirl on Mar 6, 2008 17:36:49 GMT -5
lol I loves that one!
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Post by londonmarie on Mar 11, 2008 11:14:26 GMT -5
An intelligent blond, Santa Claus, a blond, and the Easter Bunny all jump off a bridge who lands first?
The blond the other four don't exist. No offense to blonds.
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