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Post by jane on Apr 24, 2008 13:32:47 GMT -5
I like that one! So... anyone else have jokes?
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Post by rosalie on Apr 26, 2008 13:13:01 GMT -5
I... er, no.
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Post by jane on Apr 26, 2008 13:37:44 GMT -5
Oh. Well, that one was good, about the orange.
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Post by kakakakatie on May 11, 2008 9:23:47 GMT -5
Knock, Knock Who's There? Knock, Knock Who's There? Knock, Knock Who's There? Knock, Knock Who's There? Knock, Knock Who's There? Knock, Knock WHO'S THERE? Knock, Knock WHO'S THERE? Knock, Knock WHO'S THERE? Knock, Knock WHO IS THERE? Knock, Knock WHAT DO YOU WANT? Knock, Knock Who's There? Knock, Knock Knock, Kncok who? Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock!
Okay a joke my friend told me she was like KNOCK, KNOCH for an hour before I figured it out
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Post by jordan on May 12, 2008 9:32:22 GMT -5
What are you supposed to figure out?
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Post by kakakakatie on May 14, 2008 15:33:07 GMT -5
that its knock, knock who...no whos there
at least im not the only one who doesnt get it the first time!
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Post by jordan on May 21, 2008 17:40:22 GMT -5
o! ... Istill don't get it. lol
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Post by Bob on May 26, 2008 16:46:24 GMT -5
this is lol!
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night thirsty for blood.One says "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood."
"We're new here" says the second one. "It's dark out and we don't Know where to look. We'd better wait for the other bats to go with us."
The first bat replies "Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere." and flies off.
When he returns, he is covered in blood.
The second bat says excitedly,"Where did you get all the blood?"
The first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave and points into the darkness. "Do you see that black building?"
"Yes" the other bat answers.
"Well," says the first bat, "I didn't."
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Post by jordan on May 27, 2008 8:50:19 GMT -5
omg!! its the bats blood! that one i understand, which is weird for me cuz i don't usually get jokes.
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Post by sam on Jun 10, 2008 13:33:17 GMT -5
lol, me niether but i got that one.
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Post by soleilmari on Jun 12, 2008 13:16:44 GMT -5
lol, that was hilarious!
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Post by werewolfgirl on Jun 16, 2008 11:45:02 GMT -5
haha i found this one on Myspace
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”
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Post by soleilmari on Jun 27, 2008 12:54:34 GMT -5
A bit morbid, but definitely hilarious!!!!!!!!!
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